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What are you going to wear? Sometimes it’s good to look at a few suggestions, then add your own tweaks and ideas. That’s what these are for. can be a true mess. Restaurants are swamped, service staff are overworked, and it seems like everyone is trying to turn their date into an ego-feeding social-media performance. This one’s for those who prefer to avoid the crowds on Valentine’s, and instead opt for a date night at home. (Above photo by on )

The Blazer: ($349). A knit blazer is part sportcoat, part sweater, and all kinds of right for a date night at home. It walks the line between “I’m trying” and “I’m trying but I’m not trying overly hard because I don’t wanna make you feel awkward if you wanna wear sweatpants because everything is exhausting and seriously wtf everything is insane.” 98% wool / 2% elastane. Partially lined, so it should stay breathable if things get hot and heavy.
The (smart) T-Shirt: . Smooth cotton, and color appropriate for the occasion.
The Jeans: or ($105). Or (wait for it) whatever your favorite dark and simple pair of jeans happens to be.
The Watch: ($350). A retro-styled favorite with an automatic movement. 39mm case diameter. Quick release spring bars on the strap for easy change-outs.
The Shoes: ($225). This is not the night for laces. Wearing laced shoes or boots on Valentine’s is like putting a corset on your feet. . Mini lug sole in case you need to take the trash out.
The Socks: .
The Belt: : A simple, reversible belt. Black on one side, and a dark brown on the other. Dark brown = more versatile than a lighter/cognac brown.
