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1. You
2. The guy who desperately wants you to ask him about his watch, so he’ll feign interest in yours.
3. The guy who wants to rob the both of you.

This isn’t to say wearing a watch doesn’t look great. It does! And watches are fun. But when it comes to the brand, the movement, or the price… nobody out in the real world notices, let alone cares. 

She’s lying, James.
She doesn’t give a damn.