We all have our “blonde” moments…but let’s just say that some people go more platinum than others. In fact, these people were downright idiotic, so much so that they confused and enraged everyone around them. So if you’re having a rough day and need to feel good about yourself, just kick back with these stories about sspectacularly stupid people.


1. Can’t Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

I work at a pet grooming shop, and a client just called for the price of a bath and nails. I ask what kind of dog. She says, “I don’t know what it is now, but when it grows up, it’s going to be a black Lab.” I was dumbfounded, literally. I ask her how old it was. She said it was three months, so I’m thinking maybe 20 pounds max, so I tell her maybe $20-$25.

I swear to God, the lady brings “Red” in, and he is a POMERANIAN, a POM. I said, sorry but this is a Pomeranian, and she tells me, “Well, I know it’s going to be a black Lab because I have papers at home.” I pulled up pictures of Labs and Poms on the computer and I still think she believes it’s going to be a black Lab. I’m going home to drink.

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