It’s the second Monday of September, and the fashion world’s ultimate bird watching event has officially taken place on Manhattan’s Upper East Side — more specifically, the
While The Metropolitan’s entrance is often the site of many ooo’s and aaa’s, the outfits that land face-first into the mud are what keep us watching. Like all true art, the perfectly bad Met Gala outfit can come about in many ways: it can fly too close to the sun, it can come from a dark place, or it can miss the assignment altogether.
But let’s stop pontificating and get to the awful clothes.
When you imagine scum-bro icon
But unfortunately, Pete’s inexplicably three-quarter blazer and frumpy skirt looks more like a substitute teacher from the neck down.
While we all love “Body Party” laureate
- Don’t get sports involved.
- Don’t use this stage to rep for your man, queen
- Don’t rock a small, shiny clutch that isn’t Judith Lieber
Ella Emhoff in
- Dude, is that a jump rope around your neck?
- Is that pointy Chelsea boot registered as a lethal weapon?
- Wait, two belts?
We have yet to ID this man, but if you see him, arrest him at once.
hy did Marcus Samuelsson show up to the Met Gala dress like my sleep paralysis demon?